Someone needs to go back to the Arcane University and retake Enchantment 101:
Or pay more attention in potions class and brew up some sort of love elixir…
Lust potion. We aren’t looking for lifetime attachments like some kind of warlock.
I didn’t know wizard gangsta rap was a thing but now I want more
I feel like wizards are much better with their hands, what with all those somatic components. Sure, a barbarian can thrust hard and pick you up, but a wizard can do some unreal things with his hands and tongue.
Also mage hand definitely get used for weird sex stuff.
what about warlocks and eldrich blast?
Yeah, I was just going to say that the definition of a warlock is just a wizard who manages to get laid.
Some of us manage to get laid without selling ourselves to an eldritch horror.
It’s more of a rental type situation.
I’m not getting roped into another time-share scheme, thanks.
I don’t think you can use Eldritch blast for sex stuff, not even with the push/pull effects, because the damage would kill people too easily
Disregard wenches, ponder orbs.
Why not both?
Yall ever try physical enhancement?
Unfortunately the most effective potions for that are all banned by the wizarding council.
he puts on his robe and wizard hat…
