Please use side entrance.
Message for you sir!
Express delivery
Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.
Now delivering straight to you on your couch!
Driver exists the work van.
They walk past you to your fridge and puts a “sorry we missed you” sticker on it.
They get into their van and back out of your house.
I had to argue with a driver to give me my package once after watching him walk up with the note filled out in his hand. Very infuriating.
Delivered to your door*
*Within 3 metres or 80% accuracy
Ex gonna give it to ya
Ex gon’ give it to ya (WHAT‽)
Fuck waitin’ for you to get it on your own
EX gon’ deliver to ya (Uh)
Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real
With the non-stop, pop pop from stainless steel
I heard that the cool aid man had to get a second job, didn’t know that it was for fedex
