Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than “because he can”, of course)
Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows
Furiously scribbles notes
Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.
I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes
My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.
It makes scents!
Ah yes, I should’ve figured.
The lady elk love it
I read an article recently about how Yellowstone rangers are pretty good at dealing with traffic jams like this, because they happen so often in areas where there are bears
The dude is just aplying an extra layer of musk. The ladies are going to go wild on him.
Joking aside, that actually is why he’s doing it.
I know. But conveying information doesn’t need to be done in a boring way.
Wasn’t sure if it was just a joke. It was not!
Anyone wanna watch me try? Please?
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting
Shower of Power.
Is this possible? Wait a moment…
Anything is possible if you really believe in yourself!
Do you need a video tutorial?
No, it’s a perfect perpetomobile.
I’ve done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.
My spirit animal.
