Mayor Poopington

You must be fun at parties

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.

I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery

Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep

im the same except when i go loud i get hard

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Can I have some? Im pretty good at the environment

Tbf, we get tons of practice. Ever seen a toddler feed themselves? Food goes everywhere but their mouth.

I don’t even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Wireless Access Pigeon?

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

I wouldn’t worry too much, they already know

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone