Because you are not good at it
Do you speak Russian, or Chinese? B/c you won’t be very effective doing it in English or high-school level Spanish.
I speak Russian natively, where to enlist? :D
Because they know you’ll do it for free. Source: The Picard Maneuver
The US is almost certainly doing it too. I don’t think they’re going to post them on Indeed though.
They are also probably giving the contract to a defense contractor who is turning around and outsourcing it, so there are no US based jobs to troll for the US.
So, to the Russians?
You don’t need to look to the military either.
Coca-cola experimented with subliminal advertising to see if they could mind control people into buying their products but for some reason we think they wouldn’t stoop to manipulating social media, the Clockwork Orange reprogramming system that we pin our own eyelids open for.
You need to join the military and go to this school.
I think OSINT, Open-source intelligence, would be more akin to trolling on social media. They’re the ones who crawl through Instagram and shit to ID Russian soldiers locations when they post selfies and the likes.
Not for the US military but that’s literally political advertising. Have you seen what the Lincoln project does?
The military like doesn’t do it, but the almost certainly CIA does…
I mean, the military definitely has a PR division.
I also doubt they do much in the way of shitpost psyops when they already have a long history of just using movies and video games instead.
They absolutely do fund tik tok egirls.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/us-army-e-girl-lunchbaglujan
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Is that supposed to be German?
Did you have a Stroke? Do you need help?
Wait… You were able to read this and you didn’t die of laughter? Did Monty Pyhton lie to us?
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Manpower in ‘developed’ countries is too expensive.
The little anecdotal data we have points to something in the range of 50 cents per “state” approved comment.
You could always join NAFO
Nice try professional military troll!
Because NIPRNET sucks to do OSINT.
You don’t want to be in the military for anything PSYOPS.
You’d be better off as a contractor.
To be fair, NIPR sucks at everything.
Not foreign operations. But it’s relatively easy to get a us military tech job that is low impact. Application process is 3-6mo long but once you’re in your golden.
You have expertise in the culture of your country. They need expertise in the culture of China/Russia/Iran/etc.
If we ever go to war with Japan again, we should be set.
