Created 7 days ago.

Exited 292 years ago.

This is the creation myth.

Ah, you’ve found the little known but highly useful docker-noncausal extension. As you’ve seen, it can be quite useful for getting around the annoyances of linear time.

I’ll just fire up 7300 containers and run them for 10 days…

Hmm…

I wonder if this would fly on a resume…

This is why I quit virtualizing containers, too many sweats