The dunklesaurus
The dunklesaurus
My Gboard started doing that when I type normally!
I gave up using swipe typing because it loves to pick words I never say, have never said, and will never say (especially not in the context of the rest of the sentence, that Gboard knows about and will offer (incorrect) corrections on)
Yeah it is, my bad! It’s in the body of the post and I forgot lol
I’m conflicted here
On one hand, I play GTA Online, and the amount of hackers is getting out of hand. Most are chill, some are extremely annoying and blow up everyone in the lobby with 800 million explosions a second. In this case, I’m annoyed that I can’t play it and glad there’s anti cheat.
On the other hand, I didn’t realize that BattlEye would prevent Linux users from playing entirely. I’m not a Linux user (yet) myself, but that really sucks. Also, rockstar is extremely predatory with the shark cards (it was worse with Red Dead Online!) so they do kinda deserve it as some form of karma for being terrible
Edit: EAC -> BattlEye
We are gods amongst fish
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
I’m not entirely sure if a fish would actually know what water is lmao
The FOOLS fall for little pieces of plastic with metal in them, so there’s no way they know what water is
I had a yellow jacket fly out of the blue then land on my heel and sting me for absolutely no reason! There wasn’t even a nest nearby!
Then a week later another yellow jacket landed on my arm and stung me right under my watch band
Pretty rude if you ask me
Alright, alright, no more guys
No more
I’m pretty sure you can get cell data on iPads now, it’s pretty interesting that you can’t make calls with them even when they have sim cards (or eSim)
A quick search says they can only do wifi calling by relaying your iPhone to your iPad
The big trap that guy made that snares the bug and hits it with 4 sticks is so unnecessary but the concept is so funny to me, especially because the pattern of stick hitting swaps every now and then
Thwap Thwap Thwap
“ha, yeah, got him this time”
I’m glad your text was that big I almost couldn’t read it
They’re friends with the bugs of the Amazon basin
I didn’t see the farmer until the second time I saw this in my feed
I only saw the hoe by itself and thought that was the joke lmao
As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread
Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️
Actually Frankenstein was the incense scent
All I wanted was for 3/4 of the main characters to be normal Minecraft skins, such as the shrimp series of skins, and the 4th to be some horrendous creation that only Satan himself would use on Minecraft. They then proceed to play bedwars with actual 8 year olds and lose.
Was that too much to ask, Microsoft?!?
That was me reading the manual for the PS2 version of Sonic Zero Gravity my friend gave me
I didn’t have a ps2 lmao
Generally you can pretty accurately estimate the years (and make) of cars, due to the design preferences of the time
A 2003 Toyota Tacoma is very recognizable because of the simple and bubbly design a lot of late 90’s and early 2000’s cars had (coincidentally my least favorite time period of car design)
Of course there’s also just a lot of stuff you pick up by seeing a car you don’t recognize, researching it, and mentally noting the differences for the next time you see one!
OOHHHH it’s a PIANO in his trench coat