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Please be satire.
I’m so sad that I’m even having to question that it’s not.
No one is this much of a chode gargler… Surely…
That’s a blue tick.
see…
THIS is why people say you’re in a cult.
Bro that’s HERESY against Lord Elon!
This is 100% engagement bait.
With how some of those Muskrats are, I’m honestly not sure about that.
Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
As a machinist and welder, I would strongly prefer an actual 6000 lb lump of stainless over a cybertruck. I can actually use stainless steel to make things.
I’ve never worked with stainless, but I hear that it’s a pain in the ass. And then, if you have no coating on it, it still stains from touching all sorts of shit.
It’s called stainLESS, not stainFREE. The Delorean came with instructions on how to clean it so it didn’t rust.
The -less suffix means “without” in English.
Yep. Wireless generally means “without wires” for example.
> look inside
Oh I’m sorry, you thought you could connect to your network without a cable? This is not wirefree. Now take this network cable with two pins instead of eight and enjoy your wireless technology.
Owned by a man that is trying to elect Donald Trump, who is famously opposed to renewable energy.
Even after reading this the Cybertruck is still the dumbest thing in this photo.
I looked him up.
“The best Tesla cybertruck influencer”
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Loyalty to Tesla what the actual fuck? Don’t be loyal to a brand ever.
get a life. What a loser
It’s true, the cybertruck is an amazing product. It’s frankly unbelievable that that thing actually exists, can move (generally speaking) and even has people who like its exterior as “beautiful”.
Amazing, really.
I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.
I live in a major city in America so sadly see them daily… I’d say around 70% have a custom vinyl wrap or are painted instead of being left stainless steel tho.
One store near my work is a retro games shop, they bought one and wrapped it in their colors/logo and I think it’s funny since my wife often says the truck looks like Laura Croft’s tits
Your wife is brilliant.
I just realized. It has size of a bus and capacity of a car.
So this century’s civilian hummer.
It also has a poly count lower than most people’s shoe size.
Definitely did NOT perform analingus on the dirty butthole of Elon Musk.
Don’t be mean. He really really wants to.
