X chromosomes are stored in the balls
Partially true
Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA
Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.
X-Men Origins?
XXX-Men Orgasms
Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.
Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.
In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.
Consider this my formal request for a refund.
The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It’s owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.
“Calm down! That’s his leg…”
A legged continuity.
The base pairs are off and that irritates me more than the art - at least that has the excuse of being evocative or something.
Her: I’m a virgin
My penis:
“And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw.”
Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!
