Cursed cheeseboard
Needs more Kraft singles.
Speaking as someone who’s done this before, I’m pretty sure that glass was originally a candle.
If you think about it, all glass once was a candle!
Where’s the straw?
While you might disagree, very dry beverages have never been enjoyable through a straw to me.
I’m no stranger to booze straws, but red wine would be one of my last choices for one for me.
It’s because dry beverages aren’t very tasty
That’s a pretty bold statement (though TBH I don’t really disagree). I’m not a big fan of dry beverages generally speaking, but different strokes for different folks; even for the same folks, tastes evolve (the booze I enjoy now was disgusting to me half a lifetime ago); and also context matters a lot. I have enjoyed dry red wines much more with a well paired dish or even mixed with a less dry drink than I have by themselves.
People who are not you or me can apparently even enjoy them without accommodation.
A straw still sounds like an unappealing addition, though.
It’s just a powder if it’s dry then, innit
Now I want a Moscato juice pouch. Are these a thing yet? How do I make this a thing?
I think if you stick to one glass on a weekday, should be fine.
Good for your heart, even.
Damn right 1 glass! This is the way
Wine and cheese, classics
speaking as someone who is currently trying to stop drinking every day: this looks delicios
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Goon of fortune.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there’s a brand new sentence
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Big Carl vibes.
Are you in a locker room? By yourself? Why? And with this assortment of cheese? Why?
Wine and cheese party I’d guess
Those cheeses pair nicely with the locker room scent. If you were cultured you would know this.
Add some maple syrup. But goes better with rosé.
Add Ice Cubes?
I do this and if you add a slice of fruit to the edge no one questions it at all
I’m more of a beer gal myself but I could still go for some right about now. I really need to take the edge off.
