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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago

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  • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net
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    To be pedantic, that’s still covered under E

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      I don’t know of a single engineer who has never built a trebuchet.

      I’m not even a “proper” engineer and I have like, five desktop trebs, 2 ballistae and some other odds and ends (3d printed, of course,)

      It’s like, a right of passage or something.

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        I have a scar over my eye from a trebuchet I built in high school, then I went to college for engineering, so that checks out

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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          yeah. Gotta be careful with them.

          even the desktop variety has a lot of energy in the system.

      • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I’m a machinist, which is kind of engineer adjacent. We make cannons.

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          Cannons are just trebuchets with extra oomph

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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          Cannons are fun too.

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        btw, it’s a rite of passage.

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    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      And M. A lot of M actually. And S. Also T. Put some A in it to make it not threatening.

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      Mother, 33, stops being a scientist to do science.

      • evranch@lemmy.ca
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        science engineering

        Siege engineering to be precise

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean, if this were 1400 AD, sure…

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    I would, too. Which is the more exciting job? Unfortunately there probably isn’t much call for a trebuchet bombardment these days.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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      Fun fact, only one trebuchet has ever been deployed for combat in the new world.

      The conquistadors and coalition forces built one during the siege of Tenochitlan, they tried to fire it but the sling snapped, rock went up, rock came back down.

      Thus ended the storied military record of trebuchets in the new world.

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        That’s fascinating! You should update the Wiki on trebuchets.

        https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Trebuchet

        Clearly someone has pulled a Scots Language Wiki and has been writing bullshit on that article for years

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      Not yet.

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      Perhaps this should be decreed in a new Geneva convention as the only allowed long range missile system? That would make wars less deadly and more useful.

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    Anyone else find it weird how articles often tend to add the parental status of the subject in the title?

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      Only if it’s about a mother though.

  • nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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    What’s the distance on those things?

    • JustinA
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      Over 300 meters. Truly the superior siege engine.

      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        But I still love the Ballista.

        I’ve made several over the years for demonstrations using a couple 2x4s, 2 oak dowels, a steel rod, and nylon rope that’ll hurl a “bolt” (tube used to separate clubs in a golf bag with a tennis ball on one end) 400 yards.

        They’re just fun.

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      Depends on the mass of the projectile, and how the throwing arm is tuned.

      If its release is tuned for distance and they’re flinging period-accurate projectiles, tuned firmly distance a typical period tree could throw stones about 300 meters.

      Depending on the kind of fortifications they were against (and if they had siege engines of their own, or other artillery- bow and arrows, whatever) they might set up a little closer and tune instead for more forward velocity rather than range.

      The typical mass was about 200-300 kilograms, or a small sedan. You could go heavier, but that typically reduced range.

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        200-300 kilograms, or a small sedan

        A small sedan weighs about four times as much as that

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          Get out of here with your facts.

          (for what it’s worth, a reliant robin was about 450 kilo curb weight. I’m sure we can find a car that weighs in the range.)

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      “They would have been pulled up to a castle, maybe 200-300m away and they could have launched rocks, boulders and flaming boulders into castles,”…

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-65099834.amp

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        And cheese my cows. They could launch cows as well.

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      search YouTube “punkin chunkin”

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      1000 meters easy.

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    Scientist in the UK wear surgical caps and carry stethoscopes? I guess doctors are a subcategory of scientists.

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      https://www.princetonreview.com/college-majors/427/biomedical-science

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      Clinical research i’d guess

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      Doesn’t becoming a doctor involve researching something new in the field of medicine?

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        You’re thinking of a PhD doctor. Medical doctors don’t have to research or publish anything new.

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          Drag isn’t convinced that physicians are real doctors. Real doctors do research.

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    Found the source: https://www.ireland-live.ie/news/quirky/1411124/i-hurl-18kg-rocks-for-a-living-mother-33-ditches-scientist-career-to-become-uks-only-female-trebuchet-master.html

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    (Trebuchet) swinger in your area

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      It’s the new pineapple on your doorstep.

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