Probably by certifying intent beforehand and having them provide exit support so you can go to Iran and spend the rest of your life there out of reach of US retaliation, assuming a minimal willingness to hunt you down in a foreign nation.

Things would probably get complicated if the regime collapsed though, non zero chance those 80 million dollars would become useless as a new state tries to establish its own monetary policy, and that’s assuming they aren’t western friendly and decide to extradite you to curry favor.

I don’t get why this was down voted, none of those points are asking much

What’d be more productive would be enforcing a reformed model.

• Algorithm promoted content is considered published.
• You can’t promote content from unverified accounts.
• Unverified users can still post to friends and family.
• Maximum of 250 followers unless you verify.
• Friends and family can be grouped up so you can precisely control who sees what.
• You can only repost an original post, so if your friend wrote it or made it, you’re good, but if they shared it from someone else, then you’re gonna have to rewrite it or rememe it to post it yourself.

So something I’ve always wondered is if it would be possible for a “stable” form of cancer to eventually metastasize an entire person, and then that person just becomes a walking living tumor but is entirely stable.

I mean spotting it in only 3 days feels like a pretty big feat in of itself, unless this kid had access to a database on one particular star’s brightening and dimming or it’s potential weeble wobbling about, he did in 3 days what usually takes weeks at a minimum if it’s a planet the size of jupiter or bigger.

Do you make a habit of reminding kids about air friction coefficients on flying sleds circling the planet in a single night when they muse about what Santa’s getting them this year?

Yep, at least there’s the solace of knowing that the moment from “something’s wrong” to crunch went by so fast that the passengers probably didn’t even hear so much as a strained groan from the frame before they were all canned person paste.

Just imagine being that kid, one minute you’re sitting nervous on a sub because your dad begged you into coming, and the next you blink twice and are suddenly yelling at him for being a moron in the afterlife with little more than a sudden change in scenery to clue you in to what just happened.

Kinda? Humans consume a lot more sugar than they did 10,000 years ago, in addition to other foodstuff that are terrible for your teeth

Surprisingly easy boss battle, everyone just says they hate it because it’ll randomly broadcast facts about science fiction media that makes people annoyed and apparently that’s a greater sin than genuine malice.

Because it isn’t burning, it’s exploding like a very big big big stick of TNT that’s going off veeeeeery slowly

I actually don’t think a fully artificial human like mind will ever be built outside of novelty purely because we ventured down the path of binary computing.

Great for mass calculation but horrible for the kinds of complex pattern recognitions that the human mind excels at.

The singularity point isn’t going to be the matrix or skynet or AM, it’s going to be the first quantum device successfully implanted and integrated into a human mind as a high speed calculation sidegrade “Third Hemisphere.”

Someone capable of seamlessly balancing between human pattern recognition abilities and emotional intelligence while also capable of performing near instant multiplication of matrices of 100 entries of length in 15 dimensions.

I still think the dill pickle flavored ones taste better

Basically, “I can’t stop thinking of dat ass lol, you said I could tap that but now I’m blueballed, so I’m in the basement feeling like a loser while jacking off to you and trying to hold the spit until you get here.”

Some of those terms are basically the equivalent of appending lol or XD or rofl onto the end of every sentence, but yeah, it’s basically just “ayo lemme smash already gurl!”

As in our profits and minimized losses.

Hey don’t blame us, blame the nepos who got on the board without even needing to study for it!

My MBA track actively rewards me for thinking like a socialist XD.

That feels like the biggest scumbag move tbch

Like it’s statistically impossible that your client’s ex that you helped them divorce was the only person you’d ever love.

Also, it exposes you to accusations of improperly representing your client’s best interests since we now know you could have been incentivized to pickme dance over how you stopped the divorcing spouse from taking everything they could have.

Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!

It’s funny because they compared themself to a picture of one of the worst people imagined to argue they’re a good person

You’d think so but the foot fetishists are in the same kind of space as furry porn commissioners.

Bidet gang