My friend works at a fast food place. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff they’ve had to deal with. People are disgusting.
You’ve never worked retail, have you?
In my experience, the “NO” figure should be bent over a bit more in order to project onto the wall behind the toilet as well as the ceiling above. No better memory of working retail than going up to my boss and explaining why I needed to know where the spare ceiling tiles were.
Reminder to anyone still working retail: if your job description isn’t “janitor”, you don’t need to clean that up. It’s a biohazard and they can pay more expensive people with better equipment to do it.
Reminder to you that bosses can and will ask you to do things that are not your job. And since you need money for rent and food, you will have to do it. Otherwise, they will probably get rid of you, and will find a plausible legal reason.
No, you will not “have to do it”. Either they can afford to pay a qualified person to do it, or they can’t. If they can’t afford a more expensive person, they definitely can’t afford to fire you. You are the cheap one.
Think about it: if they put themselves in this situation, they are going to end up cleaning it themselves. “Need money for rent and food”? If you have a crappy minimum wage job, you have the power. Literally no one above you wants to do your work. You can definitely tell them “no”. Do you think there’s some shortage of crappy minimum wage jobs?
Retail. The horror stories my better half tells will make your skin crawl.
Jesus that’s realistic
This is my only memory of South Park since I was a kid.
I wish I didn’t remember it as well as I do.
The problem is the sort of person this applies to will respond:
“That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!”
“I’m picto dyslexic.”
You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.
You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.
Truly a shitpost.
Are you aware of the legendary Ryan’s Steakhouse story?
Hell, that thing might be an urban legend, but it’s supremely well written and if I was in graphic design, that story alone would probably lead me to thinking that selling signs like this would be a good idea.
If you haven’t heard it, a web search for “The Steakhouse incident” (with quotes) or “macaroni beef toilet story” (no quotes) will probably turn up yet another re-hosting of it.
For the lazy, here’s one I found just now: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
I haven’t seen this since the late 90s / early 00s!!! Thanks for this!
Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.
Yep, that’s my takeaway from that.
Oh, also the JATO Guy story.
Manager: This looks like a job for THE HOSE
Lmao
I saw this in a Japanese convenience store. Makes you wonder.
In some countries the toilets are sort of embedded in the floor and you squat over them. There’s some evidence that this is a healthier way to poop. But if you’ve only ever squatted in your life a toilet might be as confusing as the three shells.
1984
just perfect
In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sign
Men’s room
You don’t do this? 🤔
