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You’re probably correct. It’s not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I’d allow a period anyway because it’s informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.
Yes, but if she’s a baby nobody knows she’s a girl yet, including her.
No, a period is correct. They’re statements, not questions.
Oops, I did. fixed!
That sounds really boring.
Yeah, I noticed it didn’t have a place to put headrests, so it was more of a “if this car had been designed with headrests” sorta thing.
Oh, really?
Times have changed a lot since then.
Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘underground.’ Bloody Yank!”
Devil: “This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don’t apply.”
Later -
Demon: “Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?”
Devil: “No, that guy just pisses me off.”
No. He was not lucid, just loud.
Serious answer: the plural of “moose” is “moose,” not “mooses.”
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.
America wants Europeans to stay out of American business
I don’t. Please send help!
In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.
In reality, we can’t even be bothered to do that.
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”