This is a real video (NSFW obviously) for anyone interested, although she literally mentioned 196 in the video so I’m guessing it’s not news around here.
Tap for results
Mac and cheese was the most fuckable, followed by tortellini
Oh, there’s more similar videos.
And also
Masturbating to Christian anti masturbation quotes
She prefers she/her iirc :)
Gotcha.
<3
Do you know why? I’m curious because she presents as masculine and doesn’t seem to have any hangups presenting as such so it leaves me a bit confused. Like, with gender being a social contruct and all, gender neutral pronouns for all is my personal ideal, but yeah I don’t get why someone would choose pronouns associated with the gender they don’t actually “traditionally” present as. Is it about being intentionally subversive?
Gender identity != gender expression. Haven’t watched the video but maybe she going for more of a butch look? Some trans women go for more of a butch look cuz that’s what feels right for them (source me).
As far as I can tell, they physically present as masculine (albeit non-traditionally), perhaps with elements of femininity (I mean when it comes to specifics that kinda stuff is subjective), rather than butch/masculine femininity or smthn.
I just checked their reddit acc (u/anarcho-stripperism) and they still have their preferred pronouns as they/she/them, and seeing that they’re anarchist, perhaps they are going for a more subversive breaking-the-gender-binary thing (which I think is cool!) rather than something specifically about gender identity.
She has said she needed to present masculine to be able to earn her living through sex work, I believe
Ohhh :/
They used to be a bit of a phenomenon back on the 196 subreddit, and posted their own videos there. (Which in turn was cause for some controversy as an exception to the general “no nsfw” directive)
To clear up confusion, does she have a penis, because those look toy-for-duck shaped and I wouldn’t want pasta in any orifice but my mouth, but I’m not judging either way.
As of this recording, yeah she does have a penis. The toys are Fleshlight shells according to the video.
OK what pasta is best and which is worst?
Tap for her results, SFW
Mac and cheese was the most fuckable, followed by tortellini
But for eating, IMO penne is the best and shells are the worst.
you’re wrong and you should feel bad and you’ve made an enemy for life penne is awful and shouldn’t even exist and if I had a time machine I’d go back and kill the creator to rid this world of such a terrible pasta shape fusilli is best
I actually quite like Fusilli (although I know it as Rotini). And really I meant to say penne rigate, i.e. penne with ridges. Penne Lisce and Ziti are C tier at best. Fusilli and Penne Rigate both have sauce-friendly shapes.
Personally, I like my pastas cylindrical because the sauce can take advantage of the topology of the noodle (it has a hole where the sauce can go inside). It seems like Fusilli attempts to solve the problem with a simpler topology, i.e. by basically twisting a flat noodle. And it does a great job at it!
Watched the entire vid. Worth it.
!spoiler: mac and cheese came out on top!<
This is it, this is the fucking post that’s gonna make me buy a mullvad subscription. I don’t really need a VPN all that much, but the fuckers banned pornhub in my state and I have to see the results of the pasta fucker video. It wasn’t for piracy, it wasn’t for protection, it was so I could watch someone stick their dick in fleshlight full of noodles and sauce. I hate this post, 10/10.
I am so glad you have joined the paranoid people’s club with us! Yay!!!
OGs remember their first content like this on r/196
Or, how to get a yeast infection 101
The tomatoe sauce seems like it would quickly make things uncomfortable… I’m going to guess udon noodles?
What is the issue with tomatoes?
They’re very acidic. I would think it would start to burn pretty quickly
Plus tomato sauce also generally has extra spices in it
Imagine explaining to a doctor you cut your dick open with a bit of dried basil stem that made it’s way into the sauce of the pasta you fucked.
Is there a c/BrandNewSentence ? 😂
I’d rather not, thanks for offering though
I’m more of arrabiata sauce guy. The spicy burn really gets things going!
why did they fuck the noodles with sauce?
fucking pasta in general is probably going to give you a yeast infection, but that can’t be helping
Just imagine the chafing from fucking dry pasta.
Legends of the elder web.
This dude posted about his prego gf
anarchostripperism my beloved
It’s not penne, and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
depends on how small your meat is.
I don’t have meat, I just think penne is the worst pasta.
Cakefucker! <3
Depending on your size, cannelloni or macaroni
I don’t like the internet anymore.
The guy cleaning the leather couch was better in my opinion🕺🫧🛋️
It’s unfortunate rotini was left out. It has ridges, but is soft and yielding.
