I would happily die alone, thank you very much.
So you’re going to commit a murder.
How the fuck do you know that
We know, Stams. We’ve been watching you.
This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.
She’s not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn’t give her a 7/10.
Elbows too pointy
Heard is hot so duh
I’m not certain who either of these people are.
On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.
On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.
I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”
We don’t need to know your kinks, thanks.
Double murder suicide ftw
Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.
I thought things were a bit more complicated than Heard being a sadistic hore. She was only convicted after Depp staged an open trial in order to avenge his initial conviction.
Staged an open trial huh
Haha alright grampa let’s get you back to bed