SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agoEco-friendly beyond comprehensionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1597arrow-down18
arrow-up1589arrow-down1imageEco-friendly beyond comprehensionlemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 days agoHi. Do you still have a gator available?
minus-squareSSTF@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·17 days agoI look away. Tears in my eyes. Sir, I’m afraid. I’m afraid that it will…be a while.
minus-squarecerement@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 days agomay I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
It will see you later.
Do you have crocodile?
I look away. Tears in my eyes.
Sir, I’m afraid. I’m afraid that it will…be a while.
may I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?