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LMAO, you ever tried walking a quarter mile when your vision is so bad you can’t even see your own fucking dick clearly?
LMAO, you ever tried walking a quarter mile when your vision is so bad you can’t even see your own fucking dick clearly?
I grew up on a 40 acre horse ranch and had to walk about a quarter mile to even catch the school bus, yet couldn’t see a pile of horse shit until I accidentally stepped in it.
So still, I ain’t buying that whole ‘spending more time indoors causes myopia’ thing, I was literally born with it.
Oh, I’ve got myopia, like -5 vision, and yes I was born with it. That’s why I ain’t buying that whole ‘we don’t go outside as much’ theory for even a second.
Edit: Thank goodness for glasses/contact lenses.
You mean to tell me, that in this day and age, with half a zillion cars out on the road damn near every day, that people don’t go outside as much as they used to? Let alone have to look half a mile down the road to find the exit sign on the highway?..
We need to revive that word… chucklefuck…
Yup. It seems the news is like 90% bad news, 5% weather, and 5% sports.
Take the sports however you will, but the weather is getting even worse lately, so that’s basically 95% bad news.
Sounds like a new fancy term for what’s already called fuzzing, but with more modern AI duct taped on.
Brought to you by the same sort of people dumb enough to eat Tide Pods®
You could try an ice dildo. I hear that a 6 incher tends to last about an hour…
Not exactly sure, but it seems to be locked on their web portal / firewall level.
Not knowing the exact URL for their web portal (which I’m pretty sure isn’t public but only a stopgap within their own WiFi network), I checked bugmenot for walmart.com.
I got this error…
walmart.com logins
This site has been barred from the bugmenot system.
Sites should only appear blocked here if they match one or more of the following criteria:
Pay-per-view: users pay money to access the site
Community: users register only to add/change content (but not to view)
Fraud risk: user accounts contain sensitive details e.g. banks, online stores, etc
I’m not sure what their web portal page URL was or I’d check and add it. Either way, anyone can pull the same trick themselves using any random [email protected]
I’m not at Walmart right now to check their web portal page, and my current internet connection is apparently being slow as molasses, but I’m saving your comment to check later…
Pesky humans, we are our own worst enemy… ☹️
I’d probably go either to Lowes or Walmart.
Walmart requires an email now, but I set up an anonymous email just for that.
Email: [email protected] Password: Walmart1
It’s registered in their system to the name Anonymous Human. Feel free to use that to access Walmart WiFi anonymously. 👍
McDonald’s is a no-go in my area, they locked out access to any other site except mcdonalds.com ☹️
It’s the very beginning of the energy crisis. If we had never started fucking with fire, we wouldn’t have 90% or more of the world’s manmade problems.
In my opinion, it should be illegal to drive any vehicle so tall you can’t see kids in front of you anywhere near a school zone. Unless it’s a fire truck or other service vehicle, for obvious reasons.
They got a Boeing stuck to it right now. The mission may start earlier than planned…
Yes, you’re right. I can’t see my own fingerprints (without my glasses), past about 1 foot (~30.5 centimeters) in front of my face.
I didn’t even get glasses until I was 8 years old, which basically meant I was running around legally blind until the age of 8, when they finally stopped punishing me for not being able to see shit and actually took me to an optometrist.