The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 23 days agoResponsible guidance is a choicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square150fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down133
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minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down2·23 days agoUntil you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·23 days agoThat’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·23 days agoThe next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-223 days agoInstructions unclear fries bacon dirt…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·23 days agoHey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 days agoI was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 days agoMommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoHey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoBacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 days agoI was thinking punk band name.
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 days agoI’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·23 days agoYeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.
Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
That’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
Instructions unclear
fries bacon dirt…
Hey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
Hey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
I was thinking punk band name.
I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.