“Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump…”
Soothes the soul
Twice impeached former single-term president and convicted felon…
I mean, damn.
“…convicted felon and rapist…”
“wouldn’t it be terrible if they put the former secretary of state into prison?” like Hillary Clinton was secretary of state and you still chanted “lock her up” you dork
He bemoaned the fact that no jurors smiled at him.
Did they not know he wanted to be their friend?!
No smiling? Straight to jail!
Questions:
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What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
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This dude is cracking open in real time. What’s the over/under he goes full wack-a-doo and ends up having a mental breakdown and runs naked through downtown Manhattan?
^^and ^^now ^^you ^^have ^^a ^^horrible ^^mental ^^image ^^in ^^your ^^mind ^^so ^^goodnight ^^everyone!
I can’t picture him running at all.
I could see him waddling quickly down an alley with a peter griffin stomach hiding his micropenis
It would be very slow.
And definitely don’t want to see him naked!
I kind of do only to see for myself if Stormy’s tiny mushroom claim is true. I have a strong stomach.
Can he still afford his dementia meds?
Can he afford an aide to remember to tell him to take his dementia meds?
- What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
It uh, looks like we have 0% reporting… 5 months before the polls close.
Technically they’re correct
Watch party?
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He’s really shitting himself about being sentenced isn’t he? Good.
Melania’s going to jail?
I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.
Ok - yeah. That seems obvious now that you pointed it out.
It says a lot that he thinks of her as “the president’s wife” nearly a quarter of a century later.
'Course he does. Hilary has an entire career of protesting and paper-pushing toward decent causes. Nowhere near the handcuff record Bernie has, but she’s on the proper side of history.
Compared to that a lot of people who aren’t Bernie would look bad. The Don could actually need to pause and reflect, and that’s a terrible idea.
They can’t charge a husband and wife for the same crime.
You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that
Never sign anything. If they don’t have your signature they can’t prove you did anything.
There is also always money in the banana stand.
Says so in the Bibo
I thought he was going after Jill
Yeah - not sure what his thought process is. I guess I just latched on to the “…but THEY want to do it…”
Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump went off the rails rapidly in a rambling interview delivered on the far-right cable network Newsmax on Tuesday night, threatening to throw former Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in jail.
Queue the joke about the writers rehashing old material.
When you shock the Newsmax people with your rants, you know you have gone off the deep end.
