And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Ba doyng doyng doyng

We out here tryna die fam.

“What’s a woman?”

What’s a man?

Honestly it’s just basic safety at this point.

It’ll be exterminated for being “woke” and “caring about climate change”

I’m honestly convinced he’s just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

Everyone says parents but as a former kid who started to feel like violence was the only answer it was the school from students to teachers that made me that way.

Luckily though my parents noticed and moved me to a different school and most of my anger went away because I wasn’t being tortured everyday.

Unless your poor.

Except what the leader of Germany decides to do doesn’t generally affect the entire planet. At the same time if the leader of Germany was a racist, sexist, fascist, bigoted piece of shit hell bent on becoming a dictator I’d wanna know about every detail.

“How do I bury my head in the sand and act like none of this is real?”

This is what everyone who says shit like this sounds like. I get that it’s not your country but the fact remains that it’s still going to effect you as well.

Women create most of their own issues and then blame men for not fixing them.

Obviously I’m not saying all their problems cause men are pretty fucked but most of the problems women complain about are because of other women.

Especially when it comes to beauty standards.

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 “Always has been”

I’ve actually seen the opposite happen more often than the former. Both online and irl. A guy starts complaining about things and a cacophony of women show up to tell him how he’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman.

Whenever I do see the opposite and when the guy interjects all that’s said is “there’s a time and a place to talk about men’s issues” but like when is it then?

They sound like real life Yoshis

Every time someone asks me if I know where the stepladder is at work I say “do you need a stepladder because your real ladder left?”