Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Did you see Regis this morning?

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

I call it the Autism formerly Known As aspergers

Thats the best part about satisfactory

Just build a new level of foundation platforms above the spaghetti

Cover your shame

Vinland saga

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

Me throwing grapes:

Flight of the conchords

How dare you make me remember discrete math this early in the morning

“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”

Fuck that. Be better than them.

Its such a low bar it should be easy

Look im pretty sure i missed the kidney if you get to a doctor immediately youll be fine

Microsoft teams

Pizza hut

Most of my utilities online sites

Ah yes of course… the libruls

The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.

Its why i have a jellyfin server.

Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)

I did sonny jim. Beat Radahn pre patch in less than 5 tries.

I even did it on foot because I thought torrent would steal my souls

Your generation knows nothing of mine’s struggle

Yes. Yes they are afraid of the world and everything/everyone in it.

They often have malformed amygdalas keeping them in a constant state of fear and paranoia