Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers
He calls 'em like he sees 'em.
Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?
I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
What if I see him murdering someone?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
That’s nose pocky
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly
Well that was certainly a thing