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“Oh good! You let some cereal in. I guess you can have a little genocide as a treat!”

Therefore the wanton slaughter of 41,000 people is justified! Who knew they had an excuse this whole time?

I’ve often thought about making an interactive timeline of the universe that would allow you to see what events happened at a specific time superimposed on a 3D model of the universe, galaxy, solar system, planet, etc. That way you could get a decent idea about scale Ann’s concurrency.

I haven’t built it yet cause that’s hard.

When you have A joint party with a 2 and a 20 something year old you can break out the regex:

27?

Both

Billiam Bakesale

Yep, swipe input with midnight brain do be making those alternative facts. Thanks for pointing it out.

Coca leaves. They’re de-coked prior to use, but they’re still a controlled substance. Coke has an exception built into the law that effectively makes them the only country company in the US that can access them (possibly outside of medical, I’m not really sure and don’t care to check). There’s not a lot in the drink anymore as it is, just enough to keep the name.

Well, aside from it being illegal for any entity except Coke to handle one of the ingredients.

An ape could though.

What’s the worst that can happen? Someone buys it and starts hawking boner pills? Yeah, that ain’t exactly gonna ruin his good name.

Eh, congrats! New Job?

When was the last time you got a 63% raise?

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The author of a detective novel cannot prevent the reader from skipping to the end of the novel to find out who the killer is, even if that would spoil the pleasure of reading and ruin the author’s efforts to maintain suspense.

That’s fucking gold.

Probably just used the design labs. It is a previous generation controller though.

This would be “again,” no?

Yeah with the actual work that’s happening it’s almost as if the state is paying people to do a job.