Classic American breakfast 🤌

STEWPID. Gork is da best alwayz 😤

Haha maybe not my choice since his appeal is very focused to one group but maybe that’s a good thing? Would draw the young vote out at least. And we now know scandals aren’t something that affect eligibility.

Either way, def time to find someone who grabs attention. Even the governator served two terms as an R in California (and wasn’t the worst all things considered)

Ideally someone who could court the rural vote… but most famous dudes of that nature are staunch GOP

They want President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Nah you’re completely right. The appeal was that he’d push past the usual ineffectualness of politics and get things done.

Bumble through the red tape too quickly for consequences to catch him while claiming everything as a win.

The warping of reality hides what he’s actually doing/who he is and too many people are just red team vs blue now so will keep on supporting. They’ll think a win for him is a win for them and won’t look further to think otherwise (because who wants to think they’ve lost?).

Almost wish Biden would’ve gone full Mr. Bean and just oopsied his way through using executive power. Oops, forgave student loans. Oops, taxed the rich. Oops, legal weed. Trump already showed the system is too slow to stop it and doing things that actually helped folks would be disastrous for any group trying to undo it once people felt the effects. Oh well…

Don’t think it has to explicitly be a shitty person but the Left definitely needs to realize it’s a popularity contest. Charisma and moxie win it cuz voters want it simple.

Look how FDR swept Hoover. Went around promising Happy Days are Here Again and he’ll whip the government into fixing the individual’s problems. Blasted his aura on the radio and newsreels which kept voters’ eyes on him. Then kept them for 3 more terms by saying fuck the red tape and making tangible things happen (which is probably what drives people to Trump despite the different results)

People want to back the cool guy who tells em it’ll be alright. Simple as

ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

Stonkboyz, the financial bosses of da WAAAGH. Throw some teefs on a map of the S&P and that’s the stock that goes up that day

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

Cwispy🔥

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

Same! Good times racing my college housemates while all chillin in our separate rooms. Then hearing a muffled scream after launching some bullshit item 😂

Funniest was logging in at degenerate hours and seeing one or some of them already on haha. Gooood times…

Big fan of Lauren Kraft I see. Me too 👍🇺🇸

Unfortunately it was the sharks 😔 the aerodynamics were too much to compete against

Considering they are designating “collection points” for the phones, I think you read it correctly.

One-time purchase is probably to incentivize not losing/selling your company phone.

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

This is a hit with the slimers

Ahhh the secret second step. Now it’s easy