The dude in yellow needs to accept that he’s just not cut out to grow a beard.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

He’s guilty of conspiracy.

Look at this guilty bastard.

Most trusted source right now.

Sure, it might have made an impact in other countries, but there are over 300 million guns in the US. That’s almost 1 gun per living human in the country. In the event of a firearms ban those guns don’t just go away, they go underground. The black market for firearms in an America where guns are outlawed would be massive and easily accessible, so I think the mass shooting angle of this argument is actually pretty irrelevant.

Good satire works on multiple levels.

That’s irrelevant. If firearms were outlawed tomorrow it wouldn’t stop mass shootings.

I’m not opposed to guns, but the idea of a less educated population having more of them doesn’t quite sit right with me.

Debbie’s a freak.

It’s your money, use it when you need it!

It’s got its hooks in me.

Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

You might be extra gay.

You were expecting a movie about fish, but it was me, Dio!

There’s a Halloween flea market near me at the end of the month. That should hold me over til spooky season.

It doesn’t, that guy is just a condescending prick.

I like this better.

I’m literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.

We’re all Ralph, deep down.