Tiefling IRL

Iirc he said the last thing he wants to do is vote for Kamala

I’m Hispanic, used to live in a red part of NY. Have been profiled by cops many, many, many times.

One time the cops gave me FIVE tickets for driving without insurance, while they held my active insurance in their hands. I lost sooo many days of work and almost lost my license fighting that shit.

Another time they pulled me over and spent 20 minutes on the side of the road trying to interrogate me to give me a DUI. I was perfectly sober and was coming home from a long trip with my dog. They also insinuated that my dog was dangerous over the radio (shiba inu, she was curled up asleep)

The Zorsith law: all kitchen knives must have a flared base

the south lost the American civil war,

They’ve been trying to play the long game

I’m more proud to be Costa Rican than to be American at this point. Something like 95+% of our electricity comes from green energy, and we have a goal to achieve 100% in a short timeline. We also have fantastic food and produce.

Another fun fact is that the government owns an alcohol distillery that was set up in an attempt to curb illicit distilling in the 50s. It’s now a point of national pride. The distillery is FANAL, they make Cacique

Fascism does that to you

“Anyways here’s another $2bil”

I fucking hate how accurate this is

Inhaling gasoline sounds like the fastest route to chemical pneumonia, among other nasty things. Signed, a professional fire eater.

Local pizzeria, but I live in NYC

It honestly costs the same when you factor in all the bullshit fees

I see where JD Vance gets it from

Oooh boy Streisand Effect here we go!

Is this another of those well coordinated lone actors? We seem to have a lot of those

“Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?”

I expect a ruling from SCOTUS that this somehow breaxhes corporation’s 1st amendment rights

Horns and a forked tongue

No one in NYC likes him other than landlords. Republicans hate him because he’s black. Leftists hate him because he’s a landlord cop who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself.

Good riddance, the next in line is an actual leftist if he steps down

I’d say landlords but it doesn’t count as an occupation

Any human who would willingly deliver the fatal cocktail needs to be locked away far from humanity.

From what I hear, some people salivate over the opportunity

Long Island