Jack

Giving a blowjob to every straight adult male in America (estimated 116.8M) with an average of 9 minutes and 30 seconds leaves us with 2,111 years of straight dick-sucking for any presidential candidate.

I’ve heard this recommended by Michael Bazzell of Intel Techniques, whose job it is to make people untraceable (from stalkers and the like)

And remember, a WaterPik CANNOT be used as a makeshift bidet, no matter how tempting.

Very painful lesson.

I’ve always felt that Krita was better suited for drawing.

Might want to try RNote, but it’s only for desktop I think. You can export them to PNG, PDF, etc though.

Yup and yup.

Is this why Wine cannot use UWPs?

Stray is very laid back, but I will admit it isn’t very long.

Is this not what blockchains do?

RNote? I’ve been meaning to try it out.

What app did you find?

I’m much the same, but with micro

Easer? It’s also on F-Droid. It’s clunky though, so it takes time to get into it.

Edit: It seems to not have a silent mode either as far as I can tell, but I’m gonna keep looking.

I will say that, especially in college towns, this does not always hold up legally. My buddy got hit by a car on a crosswalk (they rolled down the window and told him to watch where he was going, while he was on the ground); and even though he was on his bike, the cops took his side.