squeezeyerbawdy@lemmy.worldOPtocats@lemmy.world•Marceline loves her alpaca fur guinea pig
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9 months agoWe thought so at first but she has a thicker coat, maybe part Maine coon or something? We call it her brownie batter 🤎
We thought so at first but she has a thicker coat, maybe part Maine coon or something? We call it her brownie batter 🤎
Such a regal floof. Those mitts 🥹!
Oooh I had a 45 second coughing fit- thanks flu and you dear poster!
These C\ScienceMemes are killing me. I love and NEED more of this. Time to learn how to meme. Well done all!
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I coughed to death- thanksssss
But was it as big as Klee Irwin’s description on his infamous TV infomercial for dual cleanse? I ask you…. I watched this infomercial in absolute awe and confusion once back in 2005/2006 eating lunch at home sick. I had to look this up again seeing this post.
Link to transcript description
“I’ll never forget the first time I saw my four-year-old daughter’s bowel movement in the toilet. It literally scared me. She wasn’t more than 45 pounds, but her bowel movement was about as thick as my wrist and about as long as her arm. And I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ I got scared. I was going to call my wife. I thought, ‘How could something that big come of something—a little child—that small. And I thought, I’m six feet tall and I weigh 190 pounds and by proportion to my size compared to hers my bowel movements were very inadequate to say the least.”