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Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

But in all seriousness, what the fuck does Britain want with those islands

As a 12 year reddit user, I assure you the majority of reddit is full of paid spammers and bots. The numbers have been as artificial as Twitter’s for a while.

Upvoted for “hey presto,” that just made my morning

I started (like 2 hours ago) a Poetry community in my instance. I modded a few microscopic subreddits that never got any traffic, so I’m used to imposter syndrome as a moderator 😥

I like your energy hombre

Did the same this morning, down to the same app