We must take down the yogurt overlords before they can make our world better! Uninstall Ohio!

That man? Abraham Lincoln.

Approximately 0 of these people saw Minority Report and realized that PreCrime was a bad idea.

This is why Instacart’s model for shoppers is better. You see the orders pop up and have a chance to accept them. The mileage is shown. There is no timer or “acceptance rate” bull. I’ve seen orders with high items, high mileage and low pay sit for hours on the marketplace.

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