Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!
Choosing not to date someone isn’t really treating someone differently, 7 billion people on this planet you’re not gonna date most of them
Darkness Falls
Some people have all the luck
Only when I need a good cry
I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it
Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy
Otter Pops, purple aka Alexander the Grape is best
Sounds like a lotta hooplah
I love it when you call me, big floppa
Born to shit, forced to enter a verification code to wipe.
How tf did they peel it so perfectly