🎶this is not a jest, I am ready to give up🎶

There’s plenty of other good reliable makers that aren’t scummy to their employees and customers. nobd.info If you’re in the US, twin tail creations, all night toys, fantasy drove and square peg toys are all absolutely fantastic. 3 out of 5 of my top favorites are from all night toys, the couple who run it are cammers who are extreme size people and couldn’t get toys large enough so they decided to make their own and goddamn it really shows that it’s a great thing to have people so involved in using toys being the ones to design them, they know exactly what goes into a good toy.

Exotic erotics is good too, but their website is really bad. Just hard to use. Topped toys is really good, but they’re canadian so ordering from them directly you have to worry about international shipping. You can get them through some retailers like mr s leather.

I love kitties that like to be involved! My parents neighbors cat loves to spend time with them and will follow them around and hang out while they work in the garden and do yardwork!

Not what you’re asking for, but it’s the same core principle as irony poisoning, I think. And, I know that shit is real, because it’s happened to me. It was kind of a core life lesson to me to watch what I consume.

Isn’t what we call a marathon just the last short leg of his journey, and he ran like 100-150 miles?

What a cutie! Are they friendly?

Oh, you think you’re so tough, don’t you. Well, I cast PERMANENTLY ITCHY BUTTHOLE.

.ml

I, too, fantasize about my coworkers wondering where I am, cue comedy smash cut to my slowly swinging corpse

If/when I do kms it won’t be by hanging but it’s a funnier mental image

Uhhhhh, I don’t care much for their response either but like a solid 80% of rural houses are flying trump flags, even in states like new york. You can pretty safely assume that old rural people are hateful.

Which word got added, I wonder

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

No, sphinxes naturally have very short or nonexistent whiskers. Poor OP has to deal with accusations of animal cruelty every time they post, I would have given up by now

WHAT A TWISTY KITTY!

Hmmmm, yes, yes, and yes… but I’m straight tho

I mean, on the bright side, only two more years until I can kill myself!

Cool! It shows as positive 3 to me. Interesting!

Our accounts are on lemmy.blahaj.zone, which doesn’t support downvoting. We can’t downvote or be downvoted. I know other instances do this as well.

Mood. Maybe make a bunch of money conning them and donate directly to causes they oppose?

I’d rather that than have molten socks cast on me