Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?
Edit: Oh shit!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
You forgot the peanut butter on that fluffernutter
Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there’s a hole in my foot…
Mrs. Ippy?