Guillotines for kings

Y’all mothafuckers clearly can’t sense sarcasm lol

I’m disappointed in Dave grohl

Nice try, foreign agent.

On the bright side, at least planned obsolescence isnt in the auto industry???

FOMO is a bitch

Dark mode only works with special glasses. No thanks.

Its used as the nonstick coating

Sounds great, let’s ban it in every form except the one we literally eat…

My thoughts are you can fuck the fuck off.

How is this not an onion article?

…I should start growing corn

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Why is torturing in quotes?

SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA?!

The Gordon Ramsey of software

Again?

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Blue does have the most anti-oxygens

Seems like a lowball number actually