Damned either way indeed. I think your original question was clear and people getting angry about it either have poor reading comprehension or critical thinking. Explaining yourself as much as possible before asking an innocent question is an undue burden that discourages people from learning more and is ultimately an ineffective defense against people who view others uncharitably by default.

Maybe the golden mean fallacy

From the article:
“Unlike a traditional union, the fast-food workers union is launching as a so-called minority union representing a small share of the industry’s workers with the goal of expanding its ranks, though the union could face challenges in growing its ranks. Workers who join the union will pay $20 in monthly membership dues in exchange for union resources and support.”

We see like 10 seconds of him, most of which is him using the machine…?

Just a reference to an old ad

What’s the R² for this?

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