I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

Mitch Hedberg

Ok, but what happened to the extra $1.01?

The office, parks and rec, firefly (that might be cheating since it’s not that many episodes), game of thrones before it went of the rails.

The Shawshank Redemption

Do you have a meat thermometer?

One of the great things is no adds. No matter how I tried to block the “he gets us” add it always got me back.

I said get me the alligator “WRENCH”

The same thing I thought when I saw it. Not sure yet how things work here, but if there’s a wtf here this should go there.