Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?

I too am scared of raw apples.

This seems to also be the Italian scheme.

No, this was actually an illegal scheme rather than an official one by the government like the one in Italy. Here, government officials took bribes to grant these rich foreigners fraudulent residency permits.

Meanwhile Mr G’s employer, Maximilian Krah, was questioned by the FBI about receiving funds from Russia. (https://www.yahoo.com/news/media-fbi-questioned-far-german-162002153.html)

Sadly, they only knew only one song. After singing “7 AM, waking up in the morning, Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs, Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, …” every day over and over again, they eventually collectively committed suicide.

On Eternity, it’s displayed in a size I find rather okay.

Now you can enjoy your life without any funny words

Open the command line, type in

sudo rm -fr

and hit enter.

Might have something to do with the respect, recognition and pay different professions receive by society.

Mischief-making? That’s one way to phrase this.

I hope it’s fine now

I assume it’s the Republic of the Congo for Germany, not the Democratic Republic.

Truly pro life

If I was the photographer of her photo in the thumbnail, I’d be looking for an escape route out of Russia right now.

Putin’s response: “Mist”

Did I just get an unsolicited dick pic from a snake?

“Mutterficker packen einfach n Zitat neben wen Berühmtes, als wenn der das echt gesagt hat”
– Karl Marx, Das Kapital Band 3108

This has my

Damn communists stop me from watering my golf course near Phoenix