Eggy farts. Eggy farts aaall day long! Especially during the company meeting!
I tell myself that it’s not less hair, it’s more forehead! It doesn’t really help!
Every time I see this guy’s face I think: lobster social hierarchies. And then I laugh my ass off.
Ritualistic masturbation on top of a grave. The Greeks never disappoint, I swear!
Wow, what a healthy relationship. Also, thank you!
Which end of it, the putting cigarettes out, or the choking?
Oh, wow, this is an actual thing! Thank you kindly!
According to what I managed to find, Bieber put out his cigarette on Post Malone, so Malone choked him.
Oh, great… That phone’s lucky I appreciate it, otherwise it’d go straight in the bin…
Someone call me an ambulance. Tell them I don’t want to be resuscitated.
The Face Stapler, A Musical
To be fair, I think research on mammoth cloning started a good while ago and, if scientific research is anything like a start-up (spitballing here, I have no clue), doing a massive reorientation mid-process ends up costing more in the long term. At this point, it’d be easier to just finish figuring stuff out with mammoths then adjusting and applying the process on other entities/purposes.
Still MFW we’re cloning woolly mammoths on a boiling planet. Lol. Lmao, even.
Right?! I didn’t even think twice about it, like of course he’d add an “x” to whatever he makes next! I mean, what’s he got left, “y” and “z,” and neither has any of that edgy zing.
Yep, that’s exactly it! Dexerto has apparently existed as a general social outlet for a while, from what I’ve gathered. Overall media coverage.
Completely unrelated to Mulch’s new thing.
Edit: would’ve been a sick burn (my opinion), but now I just feel bad:))
Upon reading the title again, I now realise Dexerto were just reporting on it… Woo, 420 no-scope!
Gonna leave the original up, let’s all laugh at that guy!
Was it intentionally named after the Italian word for “desert” (deserto) because he expects it to be a dried up wasteland, or was it just a coincidence?
Because that would, at one point, imply a full process audit, which will inevitably lead to some shit-stirring, especially in terms of management’s contribution to said output, making it much easier for the worker to see just how underpaid they are and probably hurting some manager’s feewings. We can’t have the truth! Better to Love Big Brother and blame the Drone!
This. Most people listening to the bullshit already wanted to believe in the bullshit.