Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

I’m down to read your fanfic

All. The. Cars. Look. The. Same. It. Is. Like. The. 1940s. Right. Now.

I’d love to see some sarcastic/ironic eye candy on this figurative and literal highway to hell.

It does have a population greater than almost any nation on Earth

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor

Now they’re looking

is the most jarring part of a headline I’ve seen all day

Downvoted because störgaphobia

Then upvoted because Blåhaj

Which ones??!?

When you’re young, and taught to assume good faith, c’est vraiment une surprise

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

T as in Trumpist

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

FACELESS ROBOT: the F train is running on the A line

me: did Halloween fall on Friday the 13th this year??!

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

Good point. He wasn’t just a 19th-century guy living with 19th-century values. He was worse.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy