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5 months agoMe, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷♂️
Me, after the latest iOS update slows my aging iPad by another 20%: 🤷♂️
Modified every boot floppy disk to display „<teacher name> is stupid“ before the prompt.
I still feel bad about that. Mr. E., if you are reading this, I‘m sorry, you were a great teacher and taught us well.
I‘m pretty sure that‘s how literally everyone in their respective information bubble feels. Of course we‘re the only ones who are right ;-)
That‘s like my bank saying „Hey, use our new website, the old one will be phased out in 6 werks“.
Me: „Ok, show me my bank statements“.
Bank: „That‘s only possible on the old site“.
Not a joke, sadly.