Squanchin' it

Humans be like:

Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?

Idk, I’ve heard bonobos get down

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

Say when.

Relevant reddit story

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Followup: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34m92h/update_ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Believe it or not, also tied up.