Done went from being the guy we’d kill if we had a time machine to the guy we voted for in less than a decade. Pretty impressive trick.

So, a Splinternet?

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

Former Albertan here. One of the big reasons I bought and EV was specifically to extend a clear middle finger that shithole wanna-be Mini-MAGA government. Alberta as a place is great, as a people, eh… needs a bit of work, but as a legislative assembly, it’s essential Mordor with coal-rolling orcs.

Fuck 'em.

Weird how right wing content and popularity has an inverse square power law. Sooooo weird.

Something something lie down with dogs get, up with fleas something something.

I don’t give af about your approval.

I’m not here to offer you any approval even if you were seeking validation. In here to loudly, clearly repudiate you.

You are shortsighted and deluded and it’s important to call. that. shit. out.

Don’t care what you do, you’re a lost fucking cause. It’s anyone else who might see your nonsense get pushback and have a few more critical thinking skills and a memory longer than a fruit fly.

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Yummy yummy boot leather. You love it. Now kissy kissy for your new god king!

Trump thanks you for your vote, and I hope that you are among the first groups they round up.

Yep. Unfortunately, the US is currently doing a Cecil Kelly and the right is a vat of plutonium slurry just shy of a criticality.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground, And swallows circling with their shimmering sound; And frogs in the pools singing at night, And wild plum trees in tremulous white; Robins will wear their feathery fire, Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire; And not one will know of the war, not one will care at last when it is done. Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree, If mankind perished utterly; And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn Would scarcely know that we were gone.

Bwahaha. Just take the L, Chief.

Or don’t… 🍿🍿🍿🍿

A billion times this, but also I’m yelling and the veins are bulging in my neck. It’s so far beyond beyond idiocy, so much so that I’m now convinced that left/right is a circle and these gnat-brained children are basically stealth Maga.

You are voting for Trump.

Yeah, right lest we forget, it’s Kamala who wants to frack and not the industry, the pickup driving rig pig voters she needs or the lobby. What the FUCK ever. I can’t roll my eyes hard enough.

I “understand” that they are opting out of almost ALL of the clauses in our shared social contract.

Do they understand the effects of this opt out? How the paradox of tolerance resolves for people who’ve literally had enough and see the opt out for what it is?

Because, for lots of us, once you’re out like that, you’re really out.

Just one? I have BAGS of dicks they need to eat. Straight up, glad jumbo-sized bags. Eat alllll them dicks you craven sycophantic fucks. It’s good for ya. Builds character.

Eh what a dumpster fire take.

Also, if you wanted to try to fool simpler minds than yours into believing you are informed, and not an inbred mouth breather, at least attend to your spelling. ‘Indites’ is not a word. You and MTG really struggle with that one hey?

Time to invent The Shopping Mask.