They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak

I’ll blackmail ur meat industry bb

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

Fair

Probably would’ve taken less time than the whiny comment

Why did you use a quote and not use any of his words, or even the gist of what he said? At no point in that comment did he approach saying that

It’s exactly what it sounds like

Did marijuana write this comment

:(

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.

Wonderful, thank you

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Good show

They’re trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you’d be getting more action

no thank you