This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

His name is Met Roid. That’s why the game is called Metroid.

I’m tired of 3 hours of explosions. I want Wes Anderson’s Fantastic 4 or Darren Aronofsky doing a Daredevil movie.

Spoopy poopy

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

Fine, over 9 years of science. Better?

Tim Walz seems to do it right.

We’re only 16 years off Palin, that’s impressive.

The safe method for a generator is a transfer switch. With that cable you make your circuit breaker useless and could also send power back out to the street and harm someone working on the problem.

Powerhouse of the carnival.

It’s a suburb just outside Philadelphia and has some very wealthy parts. Kobe Bryant grew up there.

Exactly, he can’t afford indoor venues and he’ll only get a thousand or so once it’s at a location that charges parking. Gotta be cheap to produce and free to attend or it’ll be empty.

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

I’m red/green and cannot read it. What’s it say?

I think it was called “The bus that couldn’t slow down”

Fork aside, a bike wheel’s structure is based on supporting the load on the hub by hanging from the spokes at the top of the wheel. In order for that machine’s wheels to not fold in half the rim would have to be incredibly heavy and slow.

Did your neighborhood have any national policies with respect to bagel bakers and their ethnic roots?

From what I understand, they Skibidi in toilets now.

I saw the biopic, Jackson shamelessly ripped him off.