Actually though the thought of eating a salad with ranch makes me ill. Like, ranch is a dip it is not for drowning my delicious greens in it. Creamy dressings in general (except for Ceasar) are just not the thing.
Actually though the thought of eating a salad with ranch makes me ill. Like, ranch is a dip it is not for drowning my delicious greens in it. Creamy dressings in general (except for Ceasar) are just not the thing.
I have a coworker that if you try to call her and she doesn’t want to talk she straight up changes her status to away or busy and then just ignores your call. She is an a-hole but not for this reason, lol.
I have the opposite problem where I know there are better alternative routes but google refuses to acknowledge them.
I swapped garlic instead of ginger in my chai by accident. Never thought I’d be mad at garlic.
I don’t have nuts so I don’t really have a say in this but you could never get me to put Nair in the more sensitive parts of my genitalia. Ball skin is so thin and sensitive, I can’t imagine that burn.
Omg lol I didn’t even know I could purchase stuff with the google home. I wouldn’t anyway because that’s silly to me but that’s funny if you’re right about it being their intent (I don’t doubt that you are). I got my google home for free or very cheap with my music streaming account.
This is just a Denny’s ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
Quesadilla makers are fucking dope that’s the only thing I truly disagree with
You joke but bulk stores exist where you can literally just take your own container and avoid the crappy leaky bags altogether.
I’ve only ever seen Quora as a joke, I didn’t think people were actually getting good answers there.
Me failing a perception check six (6!) times in a row
I was listening to this podcast that had an ad for a government system to help out people experiencing substance use (specifically alcohol) issues…directly followed by a government liquor store ad. In every single episode.
In the UK they actually refer to Indians and South Asian people as Asians regularly, and Asians as East Asian (I think?).
Had like a full 10 minute conversation with someone where he was like “yeah you know that Asian kid you hang out with” and I thought he was losing it because there were no (east) Asian kids in our very small university.
Regardless though, wouldn’t that count as distracted driving? Or is that not against the law in the states?
My family every single time: “y porque caminas así?” (Why would you walk like that?)
Bonus new one my mom came out with recently: “you should be careful”
Shout out to that time when I was like 11 and tried to download a lil bow wow song and my sister and I were greeted with a full screen p-in-v POV amateur porn on the family computer.
I’m having such a visceral reaction to this picture I can’t even really explain. Why would you do this