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- Red tailed hawk noises intensify *
What?! He just had that one double vodka instead of an iced tea. He doesn’t drink anymore because then God doesn’t tell him what time it is as easily.
Has your company been involved in some legally dubious activities and you typed up an email concerned about your legally dubious activities before you realize sending an email could be creating a paper trail so you delete the email to talk to someone in person?
I saw someone on mastodon say something like, “don’t tell your IT department not to use recall to protect employee or customer data. Tell your legal department that all your recall data can be subpoenaed for discovery.”
Isn’t it 36? There were 2 E. Jean Carroll cases
Future civilization will be adding glue to pizza once humanity rebounds
If the Trump conviction is any indicator, the conviction will only bring more excuses from Tate’s fans.
It’s a Simpsons reference
But look at how close those trees are to the power line!
Probably affects the ability for AI to recommend glue in pizza cheese.
Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!
Just that one shipment of bombs. Biden notified Congress he’s going to send $1 billion in arms.
I give them like a $5 bill, I feel good about myself…
Sounds like he’s paying for something.
Defense: “Our client doesn’t know who that is.”
Do we need to Pokemon Go to a pride parade?
Well I, as a member of the public, choose to believe him being dead as true, as he wished in life.
Literal footage of the last time he had a pat on the back:
Of course there’s a natural course to change that. Trump becoming president so people can bribe him through Truth Social ad purchases.