“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

I’d argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

You simply underestimate the duplicitous nature of the [country name] immigrant /s

I’d actually be willing to bet that we (the US taxpayer) paid those corporations for the privilege of their continued existence

Ah finally, the Good Ole Days

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

I don’t remember what it was but I read something recently that said “up to 30+” and I had to reread it a few times

The thumbnail made me think this was about hitting children with busses, glad to see that’s already illegal

Dude I fucking love science

Use an external image host for now I guess?

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/9840152

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP