How would you even collect? Better yet, can you collect both this bounty and the $150,000 “posted” by his would-be assassin?

Yeah I don’t think there was an episode of Dragon Ball where Goku goes into a hyperbolic cum chamber.

This may be hard to remember, but there was a pretty long period of history where the U.S. wasn’t represented by bumbling idiots, and the U.S. definitely projected strength on the world stage. There was even a brief window of competency during the Obama era where it seemed like the U.S. could be a leader again.

The keyword is consistent. Some settings have magic as inherently chaotic and difficult to control.

A good rule of thumb is that if a fantasy setting has a school for magic, it’s probably a science. If it’s knowledge passed from master to magically gifted student, it’s probably not very consistent.

I’ll bet $50 this is because they plan on pulling the plug on old reddit soon, and don’t want to allow the inevitable protests.

A vote for a third party is a completely wasted vote, so most assume that anyone actively encouraging people to waste their vote are doing it as a spoiler to have Trump win.

I think these people forget that almost all votes in the U.S. system are completely wasted, so if you already live in one of those many areas you can absolutely make a protest vote for your conscience.

There is no more phone. There is no more world. There is only Balatro now.

It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

It’s pretty great, but also very much a product of the time. Kinda like Dirty Pair but far more grounded.

Feels like a classic Simpson’s quip, author really nailed their comedy style.

I get wanting to arm the Ukrainians to defend themselves, but I agree that we probably shouldn’t enable them to commit war crimes.

Not too surprising, I imagine removing the PSN login was real close to just cracking the game entirely. Honestly not sure why people would buy the game and then use a third party tool to bypass the PSN requirement as opposed to just pirating the game to begin with.

Thank god they fixed the lifts into conveyor walls bug, it was driving me crazy trying to figure out what was wrong with my megafactory. I eventually realized the fix was going back through and purposefully connecting them to a wall with another conveyor, but that took a lot of time.

I mean, if you live and work in Ohio, you probably won’t be fired for being an out and proud racist unless it gets picked up by the news. He’s allowed to do this because he’s protected by all the other bigots in his state, and Ohio is full of them.

The Coke flavored Oreos are the more demonic side of this coin. Who the hell thought Aspartame was a good flavor for a cookie?

It’s a shame that I’m a quivering pussy, because I think the combat against the replicants in FEAR fucking rules. The shooting feels awesome, slow-mo karate is awesome, the game feels awesome to play.

…and then the game goes quiet after the shooting stops, and it delivers some of the spookiest atmosphere I’ve experienced even after two decades of age. A single light fixture moves suddenly, showing the shadow of something just behind me, and I jump out of my skin and have to take a break from playing.

Unfortunately had to live in Evansville for a few years, this story checks out. My guess is that meth was involved, as that’s a pretty common drug from the area.

Dunno why this thread is filled with people equating Hezbollah and Hamas, but they are different organizations representing different groups of people. Israel attacked Hezbollah with exploding pagers, not Hamas.

It’s a pretty big and important distinction, because this attack by Israel was only tangentially related to their genocide in Palestine. It’s further evidence of their expansionist goals as they continue a campaign of terror against other countries in the region.

I don’t think they’re doing it in jest, I think they’re just a full on delusional sovcit

Holy shit.

Is there like a documented list of all of these little tips? I feel like the longer I play, the more I realize just how incredible the controls actually are.