SLACKWARE!!!

This is very close to my workplace but we have about 17 domains to work across, with a separate account for each. It’s frustrating sometimes, but in the end I get paid the same either way.

I use wger at home and it’s waaaay overkill. Designed for the gym part, probably not the whole package

Turbo Wash by Jack Black/Old Spice swagger deoderant

Brain - I want to be able to perform real multitasking.

Am I just a tech-peasant by using Book Reader? It’s not the flashiest but I dig it.

I’m full WFH, and if I plugged one in it would be an instant firing. I don’t have time any for anything but work in the day anyways, they have very high expectations.

You WILL actually end up with a boring, white collar job, and you can make a lot more money a hell of a lot easier if you don’t get any tattoos from the neck up.

Also, you hate them but you’re really good with computers.

Slackware!!!

Weber grills and smokers.

NM has what you’re looking for; cost of living is very low, you can kind of pick the climate you want. We’re also blue as a twitter check-mark. We’re not super-diverse though; mostly white and Mexican descent depending on where you hang your hat.

“Facts are like hips; they don’t care about your feelings”

This is quality content and why normal social media will perish underneath the inevitable swell of Lemmy.

What do you even tell your kids these days? “Work hard and you might have enough money to retire when you’re in your early nineties, or I guess you could drop out of school and have enough money from youtubing to put a glass dome over your private island to protect from the inevitable firestorms of the coming ecopocalypse.”

This is the type of high-quality content I demand from a platform.

SLAAAAAAACKWAAAAARE!!! Slackware is good.

Debian is a nice second.

God this hits today.